When we meet in “real life,” you’ll find that I’m pretty relaxed and easygoing; I’m usually not the sort of person who’s a stickler for rules or formality. But in order to be so relaxed, I need to trust that you’ll adhere to some basic policies, which keep us both safe and make the parameters of our interaction unambiguous. So, if you’d like to meet me, you’ll need to understand and agree to all of the policies below.

I will not meet with anyone who sends explicit messages via email, text, or social media.

Any reference to sexual contact, even in code or acronyms, or implication of an expectation that I will engage in illegal activities, will make you a permanent entry on my “do not see” list. This goes for initial inquiries as well as any subsequent messages.

Between-session communication is for screening and logistics only, not for companionship or entertainment.

As much as I like you, I find responding to emails draining rather than fun, and I couldn’t possibly maintain correspondence with all of the lovely people I meet. Please refrain from sending me social messages and wait to email me until you’d like to arrange a date. Connecting is much more pleasurable in person.

Cash only.

I accept deposits and travel fees via CashApp or Bitcoin. All other transactions must be in cash; no foreign currencies (unless I’m traveling internationally). I am occasionally able to accept larger sums of Bitcoin, but please ask in advance. Please place your offering in an unsealed envelope in a visible location at the beginning of our date; there’s an “offering bowl” in the entryway of my incall for this purpose. If we are meeting in public, you can conceal the offering in a book, greeting card, or gift bag.

Please abide by my cancellation policy.

Life happens, and if an emergency arises or you’re feeling ill, please prioritize your well-being! Deposits and travel fees are nonrefundable, although it is often possible to apply them towards another date within 30 days of our original plans. If you cancel more than 24h in advance, I do not require any cancellation fee; if you cancel with shorter notice, I’ll offer you one “free pass,” but for subsequent last-minute cancellations I request 50% of the fee for our date. I may choose to discontinue seeing anyone for whom late cancellations become a pattern.

Let’s be discreet.

If we happen to spot each other out in the world when not on a date, I’ll maintain your confidentiality by keeping my distance (and maybe giving you the sort of friendly smile that one might give a stranger with whom one accidentally makes eye contact). I ask that you also keep your distance and refrain from calling my name.

Imbibe responsibly.

I don’t object to you having a glass of something with dinner or a few tokes to enhance our experience, but for both of our safety, please don’t arrive intoxicated or become intoxicated during our date. A good rule of thumb: if I can tell you’re under the influence, it’s too much.

Ask before recording.

I’m happy to pose for photos or videos with my face concealed by a mask, fan, or heck, even a pillow. Please let me review the images before we part so that I can ensure I’m adequately “anonymous.” I hope it goes without saying, but I expect that you’ll keep such photos to yourself.

Our relationship is genuinely special, but I’m unable to meet you “off the clock.”

I connect with almost everyone I see professionally, so if I went on “off the clock” dates, I would have no business! That’s why, no matter how much I like you—and I do like you—all time we spend together will be for my professional services and will be compensated. This also goes for “business consultations” and similar interactions; if you’re interested in something along those lines, please consider booking a social date.